The age old question...is it a 'Pen-gina ...or is it a Vag-enis?'. Who will ever know? Well i know one thing...while your eating your Christmas turkey this year, or popping a bon-bon...just remember this: The ice-cream man doesn't celebrate Christmas. No. No he doesn't...so this journal entry goes out to the Ice-Cream man...who doesn't drive past my street anymore and couldn't give a fuck about the Christmas tradition. Instead he will be at his igloo baking heaps of ice-cream and getting ready for the new year.

In other news
dA is lame and over-rated...well...maybe that's because all my art is crap?...hmm...maybe another age old question??
Well, I could ramble on here for ages. But I better not polute the internet anymore...already there are too many education sites polluting our cyberspace when there could be much, MUCH more porn....

My name's Tristan...and your stupid if you read all this...or maybe your waiting for me to tell me how much i love you? Well...that won't be happening ...for a while.

Over and Oouuut!

Year 12 Exam virginity that is! hahaha! That's right, today was my FIRST year 12 exam. It wasn't that much of a deal, seemed just like any other ordinary exam except we had these 2 real sour, no personality bitches examining us...the wierd thing is...everytime i looked up she was staring at me. Maybe she thought i was shifty??

Well I just thought i would trick you all with my catchy heading goodbye swizzle dizzles!

Listening to - Muse - Citizen Erased
Watching - Charlie's Angels
Mood -Happy

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Oh shit school is nearly over! Wow the years seem to get faster as you get older; I remember when I was in primary school and a year would seem forever...now it's a whole differnt story!

Oh and the other day I found out how to sooth and STOP a sore throat instantly
I was at the health store with mum and a guy sold us this stuff called 'silver' which costs around $26. Anyway it's like natural silver combined with water and other nerdy ingredients which is ment to be all REALLY good for you. Anyway you put one tea spoon in your mouth then gargle for 20 seconds. As soon as you have gargled it simply swallow it; it tastes just like water but what it has done has put an invisible coating of silver on your throat. So it doesn't hurt at all to swallow and you do this twice a day. Not only is is great for your blood and oxygen system but it is fantastic for your skin as well!
The stuff is amazing and thought I would tell you about this little product incase you ever get a sore thoart.

Well that's my sixpence...
Bub Bai!

Listening to - Placebo - My Sweet Prince
Watching - Today Tonight
Mood -Crazy

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School is nearly over for another term; which means I can finally get my life back on track. Ok...stop right there. Don't click that cross at the top-right hand corner just because my starting sentance for my journal sounded emo...it's not.
I'm simply telling people what's up in the crazy world of Tristan...

Anyhoo; School finishes next week and it finishes on a positive note . My new band is playing our first 'public gig' and will be at Mt. Clear College at lunch time to raise money for one of our hospital's whos children ward have ran out of quality toys. So we are hoping to raise some money for them so they can by some new ones.
Playing with us are some well known acts such as: Siberian Citizen, The Skeemos and Please Turn Over (Melbourne Band).
I get to take this whole day off too...and it's a Friday!

In the first week of holidays I am just going to socialize...as i know it will be hard as everyone will be studying for their year 12 exams...but who ever wants to fuck the system by all means come get jolly drunk with me
Second Week i think work have rosted me on nearly everyday...which is kind of hard because my new band is recording our first EP on Monday to Wednesday...so they are going to have to suck my...*clears throat*

Well thats my 2 bob...
Wicky Wak Shizzle Nigs!

Listening to - Snowblind- System Of A Down
Watching - Computer Monitor
Mood -Crazy

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Well I must admit it has been quite sometime since my last Deviation! I have recently just moved houses so that's my excuse for not being on DA for so long. It was kind of weird actually... not having a computer for about 3 months; it certainly gave me another perspective on the world!

Anyway I am back at photoshop again after the inspiration of one of my mates at work (who is doing a graphic designer course at UNI). I have submitted two new pieces and over the next week or so plan to be releasing heaps of cool art!

I'm not going to bother putting the friends list in my journal entries anymore...or not for now anyway. I might just wait until I get a full subscription to DA or something. It's a bit of a hassle and people with slow connection speeds may find it takes ages for pages to load.
Anyway I am off to work in about 30 minutes so I better go get changed and clean my teeth .

Rock On