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Pen-gina ...or is it a Vag-enis?

Fri Dec 16, 2005, 3:29 AM
The age old question...is it a 'Pen-gina ...or is it a Vag-enis?'. Who will ever know? Well i know one thing...while your eating your Christmas turkey this year, or popping a bon-bon...just remember this: The ice-cream man doesn't celebrate Christmas. No. No he doesn't...so this journal entry goes out to the Ice-Cream man...who doesn't drive past my street anymore and couldn't give a fuck about the Christmas tradition. Instead he will be at his igloo baking heaps of ice-cream and getting ready for the new year.

In other news
dA is lame and over-rated...well...maybe that's because all my art is crap?...hmm...maybe another age old question??
Well, I could ramble on here for ages. But I better not polute the internet anymore...already there are too many education sites polluting our cyberspace when there could be much, MUCH more porn....

My name's Tristan...and your stupid if you read all this...or maybe your waiting for me to tell me how much i love you? Well...that won't be happening ...for a while.

Over and Oouuut!
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:iconbrenny:
~brenny Dec 16, 2005, 4:52:20 AM
I was waiting for you to tell me you loved me

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Thems the breaks, for we designer fakes. We need to concentrate on more than meets the eye.
:iconsunken-dahlia:
~Sunken-Dahlia Dec 16, 2005, 5:19:31 AM
my head hurts from drinking alot of tea.

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He who makes a beast out of himself,
Get's rid of the pain, of being a man.
:iconnertemflexion:
~Nertemflexion Dec 16, 2005, 6:24:13 AM
dA-mn you man (haha lame)...thats the funniest shit i've read for ages...

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:iconvoodoochild9:
~VoodooChild9 Dec 16, 2005, 6:59:33 AM
<3 buddy old pal, Is it to late to jump in and say your a funny boy, *leap!, bounce!, boing! "Your a funny boy!"*
you remind me of myself back when i was your age...but i wasnt a boy... i think.
Well i was ubducted by aliens once. but i'm sure nothing suss happend... rite?...
The important thing is i now have a Pen-gina ...or is it a Vag-enis .. damn thats a good question!

Take some photos at ya band rehaursal thingys while eating icecream and looking at porn.... mmmmmm thingys
<3 xxx

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RaNdOmNeSs
:iconpoisonpinklemonade:
!poisonpinklemonade Dec 16, 2005, 4:02:36 PM
shit, I was hoping for some love. I give I give and what do I get a big fat nothing?

and it's good to know I'm not the only person the ice-cream man ignores.

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...It's not so bad being trendy everyone who looks like me is my friend...
:iconpoppulous:
~poppulous Dec 17, 2005, 5:54:59 AM
Well I've never even seen one of those ice cream people with the greensleeves!!!
Maybe its cos I live in a hobo town full of peadophiles and old people.
I'm not stupid youre stupid you stupidface cos you obviously read it to have typed it out so you read it to...or something...I'm tired. I'm going to go watch Paris die wax style.



I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!
*spooky noises*

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I am worth $3,935,996 on HumanForSale.com

"I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them"
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~happyandbleeding Jan 2, 2006, 9:31:41 PM
MANGINA!! ITS MANGINA!!!

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You're a soothing vibration, freshly served hero. You feel like Ron Twitt carpet under my hood. Viva rebel poker. Seriously. You're minnie mouse in my pants.
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